I am smiling as I write this blog post.
We have a fabulous new product in our inventory that is perfect for the casual bike rider... LED Bike Balls - Bike Warning Light
Made from waterproof silicone, this durable scrotum houses a powerful red LED to alert drivers to your presence. Just give them a gentle squeeze to turn them on (just like the real thing) and to switch between the various light modes. They're as functional as they are hilarious.
Check out this video:
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